Monday, May 30, 2011

1 year ...

Hi,

It's almost one year since my last contribution to this blog. No I've not been in jail for killing an internet Guru. Nope.

During this year I've tested maybe 20 different get rich schemes and still I'm driving a small Ford car. Suppose these schemes didn't work so well.

BUT .... YES.... I keep on trying.

In the next few days I'm going to list the things I've tried, without success of course AND I'M GOING TO PUT NAMES ON IT!

See you soon,

Eric

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Free Access to my Library!

Hello again,

Just 2 short notes today:
1. I've started putting all my ebooks, tools, ... that I collected during my web marketing analyses on the web. For FREE! You can find them here or here. Subscribe to the mailing list and the library will be all yours (and I'm constantly adding files, some 900 to go ...).

2. I've starting writing an ebook about my experiences. Hope I will be able to finish it soon. I'm quite sure some guys will NOT like it, dough!

See you,

Eric

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Ewen Chiawawa The Sequel

Hi,

For those who hoped that I had left this mortal space: I'm sorry, I'm not.
The last 12 months or so I have been focussing on Ewen Chia. In this period I have discovered his secret: just lie, cheat, ... and use a large mailing list to spam every living organism on our planet with his blunt lies.

I've counted his spam mails: every other day I got a message from him in my mailbox. And each of these mails contained a unbelievable offer! Or a fabulous get rich scheme (in most cases a 3 step multi billion dollar business).

But in this blog I want to draw your attention to his new wonder tool: CB Predator. It eats your wallet ...

I bought a licence 67 dollar ... to find out that it's all rubish.
The software is a kind of webpage builder based on a Clickbank product but the with the lousy quality from long before the internet was invented: IT SUCKS, IT DOESN'T WORK.

Even if it would technically work, I don't see how this tool could generate a single penny.

But who am I to doubt the famous guru Ewen Chia...

Monday, August 03, 2009

Ewen Chia wawa

Hi,

It's almost a year ago since my last post. Yeah, your undercover marketing Guru has been relaxing while his e-bizzes made him a fortune ... well not so exactly.

I've been fiddeling around, looking for some new Guru's that could me make rich.

And, Yep, I've found one: Ewen Chiawawa.

At first I thought this man was honnest, I subscribed to one of his packages and after one week I claimed my money back as his site wasn't offering me a goldmine: no problemo, I got my money back.

But then I started following up his mails and, oh yeah, he's using the same techniques as all the other Guru's: they're recommending fantastic products, money making tools, ... from their best friends. And hurry they have only 25 copies available ...

So I did once more grab in my pocket and subscribed to the $1 offer for "Niche
Profit Classroom" as it was recommend by my dear friend Ewen Chiawawa.

Rubish: software isn't working, web site packages don't contain web site ...

After 15 minutes I cancelled my subscription (hey, that's my fastest unscubscription ever! I've beaten my personal record, thanks Ewen!).

I do hope I get my dollar back, and above all that they don't charge my credit card for their monthly fee.

Conclusion: Welcom Ewen Chia to the Hall of Shame.


See you soon,

Eric
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Below the original message from Ewen Chia (website name has been removed):

Today I just want to quickly remind
you that the $1 offer for "Niche
Profit Classroom" is closing forever
on TUESDAY, August 4th:

==> http://www.xxxxxxxx.com

If you miss this, it will never
be opened again. Don't lose this
opportunity no matter what...

==> http://www.xxxxxxxxx.com

"Niche Profit Classroom" is truly
the BEST program to help you make
a fortune in niches and it really
works.

I'm personally a paid customer
and this is the program directly
responsible for earning me over
$300,000+ in other niches!

I feel the need and passion to
share this amazing program with
you because I KNOW it will help
you become successful.

There're still *8* exclusive bonus
packages (valued at $6,762 each)
left but it will be gone soon -

==> http://www.xxxxxxxx.com

If the web page is gone when you
visit it, then that means we've
sold out completely.

For now, you can still grab your
bonus...

==> http://www.xxxxxxxx.com

Let me put it to you bluntly how
much of a "no-brainer" offer this
really is......

Join "Niche Profit Classroom" for
just a ridiculous $1 and you grab
a $6,762 bonus package.

Go through "Niche Profit Classroom"
conscientiously and you'll start
making real money in niches.

If you don't like it, you even get
your $1 back. Crazy but true!

Don't miss this, time's running out:

==> http://www.xxxxxxxxxxx.com

To Your Success.

- Ewen

PS. If you've got this, congrats!

Friday, August 22, 2008

Mike G once again

Hi,

It seems that it's a very productive period.

Some time ago a made some comments about the famous Mike G - Michael T Glaspie.

Well yesterday he hit the jackpot again and now I am 100% sure he's a crook, 100% crook.

Mike G recommended the Lawn Chair Millionaire system, a 100% swindle system, a so called piramid system where only the owner collects the money.

Do me a favour a look on the internet for "Lawn Chair Millionaire " and read the comments: Criminal! Never ever follow the advice of Mike G!

I'll keep on following this guy and come back to you as soon as he (Mike G) strikes again.

Eric

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Derek Gehl : Welcome to the Hall of Shame

I suppose you all know the one and only Derek Gehl (successor of the late Corey Rudl).

Derek is the Guru of The Internet Marketing Center IMC.

After subscribing to his mailing list and receiving 3 to 5 mails each week, I finally decide after 6 months or so to go for a trial subscription to his Search Marketing Lab.

According to Dereks announcements this would drive thousands of highly qualified NEW customers to my websites, without spending a PENNY! Well except some pennies, let’s say dollars to pay my subscription fee of course.

1. It took about 30 emails in 15 days to get my login data. Just to get in !! Even after these 30 mails they keep me sending wrong login information … They clearly aren’t used to get subscriptions, they don’t manage their own system, …


2. But worse: The content of the site was old stuff, rubbish … added value NIHIL
The free bonuses ahah … indeed free but even without my subscription these would have been free.


3. Finally I asked a question: “does Google Indexes Astore?” The answer should have been : “No of course not”. But the answer I got was completely beside the question.

Conclusion: they don’t even know what they are talking about so: Welcome to the hall of shame Derek Gehl and IMC.

Who’s next?

Cu

Eric

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Yep, got another one by the ba...

Hi,

Long time no see!

Some of my fans (douh!) probably thought I got killed by the web marketing Mob. Nope: I went undercover again to uncover another web marketing lie.

Ahah... and the winner today is the well known Simon Hodgkinson. Simon for friends, but he has no friends so just call him Hodgkinson (for some strange coincidence this is also the name of a mental disease ...).

For some months I was getting mails from SH promising me heaven on the internet business earth. So finally he made an offer I couldn't resist, he offered me "Attract Customers Like Crazy (48hr Special)" with a 50% discount ($18.50 iso $37) and, yes indeed, with an ironclad solid guarantee to get your money back.

"Would you like to get your hands on a simple, step-by-step, system that will help you explode your online sales and profits?"

This was definitely the solution I have been looking for since ... douh forever.

So I placed my order and started dreaming about my new pearl white Porsche ...

At first I didn't get the link to the download, but after sending an email request I got a prompt reply with the link and apologies.

Then the ebook ... to be honest I was afraid to start reading it ... suppose... let's suppose that it would work ...

Ahum ... drums please ... the book didn't contain any single useful tip at all. This was for sure the most lousy web marketing ebook I had ever read.
In summary it said:
1. Find a product
2. Find a market
3. Sell your product

Voila si simple comme bonjour ...

I was disappointed (well no so much), so I asked my money back and to my surprise I got it back in no-time.

Conclusion if you would like to get your hands on a simple, step-by-step, system that will help you explode your online sales and profits, than stay away from Simon Hodgkinson, not for 48 hours but forever.

Cu.