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Black Hole discovered

Hello,

I think I have made a most spectacular discovery: I have discovered a Black Hole on the web! For those who are not familiar with stellar matters: a black hole is a kind of giant waste bin, everything that you put in, disappears and will never ever re-appear. Gone for ever.

Well I found such a Black Hole on the web, yes, indeed on the web. It's called "adblaster".

"AdBlaster submits automatically and instantly to over 1000 Advertising Networks and 2,500,000+ Websites and Engines across the net, day after day, throughout the year !"

And of course, Captain Eric on Star ship Web Explorer 1, has tested this wonderful tool (to go boldly go where none has gone before...).

I have been firing day after day for about 6 months dozens of ads into cyberspace. Yet it remained quiet from the other site: all my ads must have disappeared in a giant Black Hole somewhere in the web. Most probably it will explode one of these days, and then you’ll see my wonderful ads like falling stars blink on the web. I’m looking forward to this explosion.

Captain Eric, beam us up Scotty.

posted by Web Marketing Lies @ 1:28 AM